Things I do when my brain stops being able to handle work

[tanaise]

I look up MLS salaries to find out which of the players make more money than me. Frighteningly few of them, actually. And between the highest and lowest paid people on the Revolution team, there's a range of 315K. And then I played with the figures, to see where the numbers got to be more fun. This one was the most fun overall:

Player	Salary	Compensation	Minutes in Game	Salary per minute played
Larentowicz Jeff	$30,000.00	$30,000.00	2455	$12.22
Cristman Adam	$17,700.00	$17,700.00	1421	$12.46
Dorman Andy	$30,870.00	$30,870.00	2269	$13.61
Riley James	$30,870.00	$30,870.00	2137	$14.45
Smith Khano	$44,100.00	$44,100.00	2210	$19.95
Thompson Wells	$30,000.00	$30,000.00	1217	$24.65
Parkhurst Michael	$80,575.00	$93,075.00	2197	$36.68
John Avery	$63,000.00	$63,750.00	1559	$40.41
Heaps Jay	$110,000.00	$113,750.00	2475	$44.44
Reis Matt	$150,000.00	$150,000.00	2700	$55.56
Ralston Steve	$150,000.00	$150,000.00	2337	$64.18
Flood Gary	$12,900.00	$12,900.00	197	$65.48
Joseph Shalrie	$170,625.00	$180,625.00	2366	$72.12
Noonan Pat	$225,000.00	$227,500.00	1738	$129.46
Twellman Taylor	$325,008.00	$350,008.00	2283	$142.36
Oka Arsene	$12,900.00	$12,900.00	10	$1,290.00
Byrne Bryan	$30,000.00	$30,000.00	19	$1,578.95
Franchino Joey	$90,000.00	$90,000.00	57	$1,578.95

Edited: to include playoff stats

Player	Salary	Compensation		Minutes in Game	Salary per minute played
Larentowicz Jeff	$30,000.00	$30,000.00		2725	$11.01
Cristman Adam	$17,700.00	$17,700.00		1443	$12.27
Dorman Andy	$30,870.00	$30,870.00		2269	$13.61
Riley James	$30,870.00	$30,870.00		2152	$14.34
Smith Khano	$44,100.00	$44,100.00		2480	$17.78
Thompson Wells	$30,000.00	$30,000.00		1472	$20.38
John Avery	$63,000.00	$63,750.00		1829	$34.86
Parkhurst Michael	$80,575.00	$93,075.00		2467	$37.73
Heaps Jay	$110,000.00	$113,750.00		2745	$41.44
Reis Matt	$150,000.00	$150,000.00		2970	$50.51
Ralston Steve	$150,000.00	$150,000.00		2607	$57.54
Flood Gary	$12,900.00	$12,900.00		197	$65.48
Joseph Shalrie	$170,625.00	$180,625.00		2636	$68.52
Noonan Pat	$225,000.00	$227,500.00		1986	$114.55
Twellman Taylor	$325,008.00	$350,008.00		2553	$137.10
Oka Arsene	$12,900.00	$12,900.00		10	$1,290.00
Byrne Bryan	$30,000.00	$30,000.00		19	$1,578.95
Franchino Joey	$90,000.00	$90,000.00		57	$1,578.95