Scariest tag line *ever*

[tanaise]

"It's like Microsoft Office for the rest of your life."

I'm having trouble figuring out a) why this is a good thing and b) what exactly it means. Will it suddenly decide that really, you wanted the hair appointment at 5:30 instead of 5, or that really, you want red hair? (Though it would be right about that. everyone wants red hair. Or, you want a girl with red hair. Which is why I find my lack of boys so distressing. Well, i would, if i actually found my lack of boys distressing. Luckily, most boys who want a girl with red hair are a bit more of a geek than I'm looking for. (except for Cory, who gets an exemption due to excessive coolness))

Comments

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

I don't want red hair. My hair has a reddish tinge in some lights and more of one if I get out more in the summer, but I don't have red hair, and I'm okay with that.

[juanfandango.livejournal.com]

It's having to cut off all your hair every three days.

[piratejenny.livejournal.com]

I don't want red hair. :-p

[rudi.livejournal.com]

Actually, I think "It's like Microsoft Office for the rest of eternity" is probably worse :)

(Suddenly, I'm imagining a reworking of Dante with that annoying little animated paperclip as Virgil...)