The King Missile Male Enhancement Program

[tanaise]

"Week 9+: Your pe-nis will have taken on a new body"

And this is a good thing, why? I'm getting an Alien/Detachable Penis picture in my head, and I'm not seeing this as good thing.

Comments

[two-star.livejournal.com]

I got one advertising, "more explosive orgasms."

I'd think you'd only get one.

[phantom_wolfboy]

What?! Alien Detachable Penis is a great band!

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

Clearly you missed the mental image of hordes of super-penises roaming the streets, looking for new bodies.

[creed-of-hubris.livejournal.com]

Also compare to "The Nose" (http://h42day.100megsfree5.com/texts/russia/gogol/nose.html).