Mathematics in real life

[tanaise]

If I knew fancy math, I would use it to compute the psi per cat foot on my chest as he strolls up across me to check out the open window by my head.

Since I don't know the math, I'll have to estimate. 9 pound cat, monster feet, slow stroll = omg, what, is it more fun to stand my chest cause it's squishy??

Comments

[sage-and-sea.livejournal.com]

We call our cats "Shinkillers" because of the PSI they can exert on those most sensitive spots.

[hominysnark.livejournal.com]

Just popping in to say how truly FREAKING AWESOME your icon is.

[sage-and-sea.livejournal.com]

Thank you!! I've had it as my default all week and you're the first person to mention it. Take it, with credit to seltzeraddict!

[hominysnark.livejournal.com]

Nicked! Thanks!

[hominysnark.livejournal.com]

Cats have the ability to transfer all of their weight into their feet. This makes stomping especially fun when combined with sensitive parts.

[jwgh]

I just did some units conversion for a customer, so I was all set to go on this. Googling 'cat feet size' completely derailed this intention, though, as it directed me to this article: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1287053/why_do_my_cats_feet_smell_like_fritos.html?cat=10 which I will probably be thinking about for the rest of the day.

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

My cat's feet smell like kitty litter. I think this is probably worse than fritos, but in the grand scheme of things, I'm not sure.

[jwgh]

I wonder if that article was just part of a plot to get cat owners to smell their cats' feet? If so, WELL PLAYED.

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

Oh, I didn't need to smell them, i already knew what they small like because he's a tactile kitty. :)

[piratejenny.livejournal.com]

Of course.

[cissa.livejournal.com]

Cats can increase gravity. Also, though their paws look soft and innocuous, they are actually magical disguises for HOOVES.