I came across time for you

[tanaise]

Me: Bad day. Want to cry.
podling: Oh. So sorry. If i could, i'd go to the future, find you a man, and then send him back in time for you.
me: Whereupon he would knock me up and then get killed by a futurist robot?
me: Oh, yeah, that has best friend ever written ALL over it.
podling: No. You would have *learned* from their misadventure that you need superior firepower and would roast the toaster. You still might get knocked up tho.
podling: Also? You'd love your future baby-daddy from the future.
me: That's true. And he'd love me. Because he would have been my son's childhood friend.
me: oh, look, we're back to the creepy again.
podling: To be fair, i think that kyle didn't meet john until john was 40ish, and kyle was 20ish. Which is still creepy actually.
me: That does give John enough time to go talk to Joseph smith in there, though.
me: good to know.
podling: I think your future husband is the one who messed with the mormons.
me: It's true, that would totally be the pick up line he would use on me.
me: "You may remember me as the Angel Moroni."
podling: "and today I'm here to save YOU!"


In conclusion: http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090211232600879

Comments

[podling]

Aren't you glad I left out the bit about you potentially baking cookies for your future husband?

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

you can include that in your okcupid profile.

[moondancerdrake.livejournal.com]

I think you broke my brain with this. :P