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[tanaise]

David, ironically enough, is not dick. :-)

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[gothwalk.livejournal.com]

But is he George, eh?

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

If you mean Boy George, well, I haven't heard that he wears a lot of make up. Or sings. But stranger things have happened.

[d2leddy.livejournal.com]

What is dick? And George?

[gothwalk.livejournal.com]

Well, not Julian.

[d2leddy.livejournal.com]

Now that *I* have been enlightened, I know what Dick is, and why it is cookie. There is no George or Julian. Surrender your vessel, Drew, and prepare to be boarded.

[branwynelf.livejournal.com]

Dick is very cookie. Not as cookie as cookie, but then I doubt we'll ever hear Cookie Monster and Elmo singing a duet of "'D' is for dick, that's good enough for me ..."

[tikimama.livejournal.com]

I think that's Bert and Ernie's song, isn't it?

[branwynelf.livejournal.com]

Now now, this has already been debunked:

The Children's Television Workshop stated: "Bert and Ernie do not portray a gay couple and there are no plans for them to do so in the future. They are puppets, not humans."


Obviously someone's not up on her muppet news. ;)

[melintur.livejournal.com]

Of course they would deny it, thats what being in the closet is all about. Tom cruise denies as well.

=-C

[d2leddy.livejournal.com]

Careful. He'll file a suit against you.

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

I don't think Craig wants Tom's suit against him. Unless we're talking birthday.

[d2leddy.livejournal.com]

Tom is Mormon. And Republican.

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

All cats are grey at night.

[melintur.livejournal.com]

No, Tom is a Scientologist and liberal (but for the wrong reasons, no doubt.)

[podling]

I thought he was a scientologist...

[melintur.livejournal.com]

I suppose I'd do Tom, but I'm not really after him in that manner. He's a bit too pompous. Only I get to be pompous. :D

[d2leddy.livejournal.com]

Plus he is way too hairy for you.

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

Obviously someone's in denial about their muppets.

[branwynelf.livejournal.com]

*fingers in ears* LaLaLaLaLa I can't hear you!


Actually I was amused the other day when a coworker said she turned on Crank Yankers to find a skit with a muppet doing a lap dance ... she said it totally destroyed her fond muppet memories from childhood. *grin*

[podling]

I read that as "Surrender your weasel, Drew" and it really just seemed even funnier...

[d2leddy.livejournal.com]

No. It seemed even furrier.

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

Whoa, watch it Drew! That sounded like a euphamism to me.