A chain letter from my inbox years ago.

[tanaise]

****CHAIN LETTER****DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN****

This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief
to other tired and discouraged women.
Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything.
Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are
equally tired and discontented.
Then bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him to
the woman whose name appears at the top of the list, and add
your name to the bottom of the list.
When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 men.
One of them is bound to be better than the one you already
have. At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had
already received 184 men, 4 of whom were worth keeping.
REMEMBER----this chain brings luck. One woman's dog died,
and the next day she received an NFL offensive tackle.
An unmarried woman living with her widowed mother was able
to choose between an orthodontist and a successful gynecologist.
You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One woman
broke the chain, and got her own husband back again.

Comments

[gwynraven.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the laugh. I needed that today :)

[chamisa.livejournal.com]

::giggling uncontrollably::

[marthawells.livejournal.com]

That's the best chain letter ever.

[fingle.livejournal.com]

I REMEMBER THIS ONE!

I just read it out loud to the family. Thank you for the laughs!

(teddystutz said "I'M not PLAYING this game!"... I said "Thanks, sweetie!")

[piratejenny.livejournal.com]

You know damn well my husband's an acquired taste. And I have a feeling I might be too. Who else wouldn't blink at the fact that not only do I have a bookcase in the kitchen but that that's where my books on cannibalism are?

Okay, it was funny.