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While reading a novel before last night, I remembered that on Friday, along with all the other jokes, that bastard Leigh told a dirty joke which now means I laugh every time I read an oral sex scene. As if reading romances didn't have enough potential for embarrassment as it is, now I'm snickering at the dirty parts.

And the worst part it, it's not even like I can yell at him about it. :)

Date: 2006-08-23 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teapot-farm.livejournal.com
So... what was the joke?

Date: 2006-08-23 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tanaise.livejournal.com
How do you hold your liquor?

Date: 2006-08-23 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rnb.livejournal.com
You'd really never heard this joke before? Yikes.

Date: 2006-08-23 01:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tanaise.livejournal.com
My friends never tell me dirty jokes! It's the saddest thing ever.

Date: 2006-08-23 01:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teapot-farm.livejournal.com
Even *I've* heard that one before!

Date: 2006-08-23 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tanaise.livejournal.com
No one tells me *anything*.

Date: 2006-08-23 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teapot-farm.livejournal.com
You do at least know the one about the nun and the blind man, right?

Date: 2006-08-23 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cissa.livejournal.com
Well, I don't. People tell me even less than Celia, it seems.

Sulk.

Date: 2006-08-23 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tanaise.livejournal.com
I know I"ve heard it, at least, though I can't remember the punchline. I hadn't heard the other one before, honestly.

Date: 2006-08-23 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cissa.livejournal.com
And still I have not encountered either. Sigh. perhaps it is Not To Be.

Date: 2006-08-24 08:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teapot-farm.livejournal.com
I cannot leave you uneducated...

The punchline to tanaise's "How do you hold your liquor?" is "By the ears"

The nun joke:
There's a nun, and she's having a bath - and really enjoying it, by the way, as her order only allows them to bath once a month. Just as she's all relaxed, the doorbell rings. So she calls out, "Who is it?". The caller replies, "It's the blind man!". Oh, she thinks, ok then, and climbs out of the bath, thinking that the mortification of cold air on her wet skin would be good for her anyway... She picks up some cash, and opens the door. "Nice tits, love", says the man, "Now where do you want the blinds?"

Date: 2006-08-23 03:06 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] buymeaclue.livejournal.com
now I'm snickering at the dirty parts

...now?

Date: 2006-08-23 03:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiwitayro.livejournal.com
but you STILL didn't tell me the joke!!!

Date: 2006-08-23 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cissa.livejournal.com
I know! I am ignorant and need enlightenment! And to snicker- more- at sex scenes in romances!

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