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[tanaise]

I am much too cute today to have to be a webmonkey. Webmonkeys are slackster boys in jeans and old t-shirts. I am wearing a cute skirt and a pretty black top with three-quarters sleeves. Clearly, too cute to have to work, or at least to do web stuff. Please write me an excuse so I can slack off all day.

(I am so cute that someone commented on my skirt while I was still taking off my coat in the hallway. (first I wrote 'taking it off," which gives a much different picture of what my job is.)