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[tanaise]

I have a date book for 2006. It's pretty and red and gold, and I love it. Next step: getting dates.

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[rnb.livejournal.com]

That's probably the reason you haven't gotten any. The universe knew that you wouldn't have any place to record them.

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

You have to change your user icon, you're spoiling me for all other boys.

Also, bite me.

[rnb.livejournal.com]

Here you go.

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

wait, wait, I like being spoiled!

[buymeaclue.livejournal.com]

I hate it when you beat me to the punchline.

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

oh, I meant to show you. Run a 'brokeback' search on craigslist missed connections.

[buymeaclue.livejournal.com]

Hee. Not the same theater, but pretty cute at first glance.

(No good for my date book, but I didn't really go to see that one expecting to meet boys [at least, boys who'd want to meet me].)

[d2leddy.livejournal.com]

Oh you don't get dates from books. Go here:

http://www.terragalleria.com/parks/np-image.deva32706.html

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

What, you think they just grow on trees?

[d2leddy.livejournal.com]

*Obviously* they grow on trees. But you don't have to go to Egypt. Just get a box from Food Lion.

I swear. Behind every successful straight woman is a homo.

[secritcrush.livejournal.com]

are you claiming credit for Celia's success?

*boggles*

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

When I look at it that way, Chance, everything suddenly makes a lot more sense.

[d2leddy.livejournal.com]

We shall continue this soon. I must pic my boyfriend up from work.

[d2leddy.livejournal.com]

are you accusing me of being homosexual?