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[tanaise]

Okay, someone's been reading my life. http://boingboing.net/ has a guest blog telling geek girls how to tell if they've got a crush on someone. And, well, it's my life. okay, not #2, at least not club anthems. Morrissey though--he makes a lot more sense, and I'm pretty sure "the more you ignore me the closer I get" should be my theme song anywys, so that's saying a lot. And as far as #6 goes, I don't look for soft rock songs, exactly, but all the weird modern rock songs make me a little choked up. First date, by Blink 182. #7 doesn't count cause either I'll change my outfit if I think the cat is looking at me funny, or I wouldn't change if the pope asked me to, and never anything in between, and never just because of a crush. Esp as it's a long-distance crush--he's not going to see me, I could be naked just now and he'd never know (I'm not. Really. No, really. Do I look like the sort of girl to post things in the nude?). But most of the rest of them--I swear, it's my life. I could not check email more than I am now if I was paid to. I check my phone, I have entire subsections of my brain devoted to research and analysis of messages: his to me, my replies. Am I too forward? not forward enough? Subtle? Too subtle? not subtle enough? And of course the google thing. I wouldn't be much of a stalker if I skipped that.

Comments

[aynjel.livejournal.com]

Over-analysis of messages... I am so there with you. Well, not with you, but... Yeah.

I hate crushes.

[piratejenny.livejournal.com]

You know, it strikes me as fairly easy to figure out if you've got a crush. What really needed to be posted there was how to tell if he has a crush on you . . .

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

Well, yes. that would be more useful. But I'll take what I can get.