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[tanaise]

I asked him what he was going to do for halloween, the eastern hemisphere? And he wrote back and said, 'Didn't I send you the photo of my ass?"

Some people, I'm told, have normal dads.

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[lonesomenumber1]

That kind of raises the question, if the eastern hemisphere is for Halloween, what was this for? I'm thinking of a few possible answers:

• The western hemisphere was just a trial run.


• He just always paints his face in some fashion. That morning, he said, hey, why not the western hemisphere?


• His face is tattooed with the western hemisphere. He figures painting the eastern hemisphere over it for Halloween will really freak people out: "Whoa, dude. I thought you had the western hemisphere tattooed on your face."

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

alas, I was just worried that he was wasting a good costume on nothing.

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

Normal dads? Who has? Where?

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

um. Normaler? Less freaking weird?

[hominysnark.livejournal.com]

Some people, I'm told, have normal dads.

Total lie. Find whoever said that to you and kick them.

[(Anonymous)]

Your. Dad. Rules.

- Dave Schwartz

[(Anonymous)]

maybe he's got the edvard munch painted on his ass.

~b.

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

So many things come to mind, none of the suitable for polite company...I'm thinking that 'munch' and 'ass' in the same sentence is just asking for trouble...

I was going to write back and say, "I didn't even know you had a donkey."