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[tanaise]

Well, I signed off, went down stairs, and found I'd *just* been called by the temp agency.

I *may* have a job for next week (well, starting friday, and going through next friday). I'd be doing office support stuff for the poli sci department at MIT. Yes, that's right. I'd be Shari. In honor of that possibility, I should make you all tell me dirty bad secrets, but then I'd be forced to blackmail you with them endlessly, plus I'd probably get a lot of very bad mental images. So you're all safe, except for Heather, who has to tell me someone else's dirty bad secret, and it can't be craig's either. (truthfulness, with regards to the dirty bad secret isn't required.)

Comments

[piratejenny.livejournal.com]

Yes, but will you post naked pictures?

[cissa.livejournal.com]

I don't know- Andrea might object.

[straif.livejournal.com]

Why would Andrea object? Are they naked pictures of her?

Hmmm, maybe Celia and Andrea really are "Skanky long-distance lesbian lovers".

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

Why not! Not of me, of course, but certainly one can not have enough naked pictures in one's live journal.

[tikimama.livejournal.com]

Someone (I couldn't say who, of course) was dating a new boy, having recently been dumped. She wasn't very interested in this new boy, but felt someone compelled to date him, since he was a nice fellow and there wasn't really anything wrong with him, per se, except the girl found him slightly icky. She won't put out at all, successfully avoiding all his attempts.

So, they plan a little weekend excursion with some friends. The girl makes some flimsy claim about why she has to go down to this event early, and drives down the night before with a friend. The boy will follow the next day, giving a ride to some very annoying people (he does because he's very nice). The girl, meanwhile, is actually having a little hook up with the ex (the real reason for coming down early). When the boy arrives, she acts like nothing happened, and they had an innocent night (everyone else knows this isn't true and secretly giggles).

She still won't put out, though.

That is a true story.