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[tanaise]

From maradydd, the "If you call me _________, you are ________" meme.



If you call me Cecelia, you don't know me very well or prefer the name. (and oddly enough, if you prefer that name, you're usually male.)
If you call me Celia, you do know me, or at least you actually pay attention to my signature. ;)
If you call me Cecilia, I cut you.
If you sing me Cecelia, I cut you.
If you call me Tanaise, you probably just know me online.
If you call me K-C, then you're Shelle. Likewise if you call me Cam in an email.
If you call me Red, you're Tom. Though I'm thinking there's someone else out there who calls me that, but I can't remember who.
If you know me as Selkie, you've been out of touch for quite some time.

Comments

[hominysnark.livejournal.com]

What if I call you O Mighty One?

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

Then you are wise.

[podling]

Hey now, *I* call you Bitchwhore. Am I chopped liver?

Of course, I also call you "the red headed stepchild", but that's something else entirely.

[piratejenny.livejournal.com]

Well, a lot of us call her bitchwhore, I think.

[podling]

But that should be in it too... "if you call me bitchwhore, then you're a weasel." or something like that.

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

Am I chopped liver?

Yes.

[podling]

Damn you! You're going to hell!!! Hey, maybe I could be a street preacher for my next career. I'll need a better bible though.