All I want for Xmas is a Zony.

[tanaise]

Zorses and Zedonks and Zetlands, oh my!

And look! Darwin!

Darwin's tail is too long. I'm just glad it's not prehensile, or he'd be able to open doors. And while everyone loved the mouse toy I got them, no one seems to know how to actually deal with a mouse. Darwin likes to chew on their tails, which is fine, but I'm going for actually *dealing* with mice, not just inducing psychological trauma and sitting back and waiting for the dissolution of the nuclear family.Okie (aka Thunderfoot, aka "Are you sure there's just one cat up stairs and not a small herd of elephants?") on the other hand, grabbed it by the scruff of the neck, so perhaps the mice have a reason to be scared pissless, just please, not in the stove anymore. The kitchen has that certain smell that in our family always means it's fall.

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[slithytove.livejournal.com]

I once crossed my beagle with my cat, hoping to get a dog that would use a litter box and not have to be walked, but all I got was a supercilious beagle that clawed the furniture and slept 22 hours a day. Darn.

I keep getting spam about human/horse crossbreeding, but they never show the offspring, which misses the point, I would think.

[insert South Park pig/elephant joke]

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

Did the c-gle make noises like a cat in the washer for no apparent reason? cause somehow, I think it would.

[slithytove.livejournal.com]

I honestly have no ideas what noises a cat in the washer for no apparent reason would make. When my cat goes into the washer it's always with a definite purpose in mind, either to work crossword puzzles, or sing opera. Both have their own distinctive noise, either the soft 'scritch-scritch' of pencil on newsprint when she is doing puzzles, or the soaring melodies of Carmen or La Traviata.