Lena!

If you read this, and I don't think you will, email me! I need your addresses, both e- and snail. But most especially snail, cause I've got something for you that you'll love love love.

The King Missile Male Enhancement Program

"Week 9+: Your pe-nis will have taken on a new body"

And this is a good thing, why? I'm getting an Alien/Detachable Penis picture in my head, and I'm not seeing this as good thing.