So, yesterday's new game was called SqueezeMachine, courtsey of Julian. Object of the game: to fit oneself through small spaces. Julian demonstrated using one of the lounge chairs. Brendan thought it looked easy. Emphasize the 'thought.' Well, I exaggerate. It wasn't that bad. He did have to take off his belt, but there was never a point that we were thinking we'd have to call for the jaws of life. I was then nominated for next victim, but refrained as I knew darn well I wasn't going to get the chair anywhere near all the way over me. We would have had to call the fire department midway between my chest and hips.
Today's fun new game was shooting me with water guns. Well, other people too, but I think that was mostly just an excuse for shooting me. See, all my friends know that I can double as a squeaky toy. Took these guys a while to figure that out, being as they're slower than most. but they made up for it. Oh my god, did they make up for it. At one point they were shooting me *just* to hear me squeak.
The water fight--It was totally not my fault it was started. I innocently had taken back Edd's speakers, which he had lent for the saturday night Settlers game (where people stood around my laptop and said nice things about some of my poems, though I still don't belive them) And on the way back, I was visiting Brendan and getting tomorrow's stories, and he attacked me. I was standing there innocently, and he got out his elephant gun (and by elephant gun, I mean gun shaped like an elephant) and shot me point blank. And then went out into the hallway and shot Sharon. And then Sharon went to her room, and got her watergun, and chased *him* all the way down the other hallway. By the time they'd come back, we were all ready for a full-fledged battle. Jason can call it a 'minor skirmish' all he wants, but for heaven's sake, we had all but like 1 person involved at one time or another. All but 4 got shot, even if it was point blank in the back of the head.
Yes. that was me. Quakers don't fight fair. :) And then after people had sufficently soaked me. (it was so hot here, I didn't even mind), we all restocked (Sharon lent me her weapon, as I was unarmed, yet still getting ruthlessly attacked.) And we had an expedition into the other hallway, where we did manage to lure Janet out into the hallway before shooting her, and had a really good time. Oh, and then we all ganged up against rudi, having lured him into the middle of the group. He had a stronger weapon, but we surrounded him. :) So finally when we'd run out of people to shoot (oh yeah, we shot Cathy's foot as she was peacefully sitting on her bed. And earlier I managed to get off a difficult "behind Brendan's shoulders and into Mike's face" shot. I wasn't trying to shoot Brendan, he would simply have become collateral damage, but luckily I managed to mostly miss him, though I don't think I did much damage to Mike.) we called a truce and returned to our work. I changed out of nearly completely soaking clothing and tallied my injuries. I got shot twice in the same eye (just pain at the time, no pinkness or anything), and laughed so hard I still can't breathe right. I cough.
Today's fun new game was shooting me with water guns. Well, other people too, but I think that was mostly just an excuse for shooting me. See, all my friends know that I can double as a squeaky toy. Took these guys a while to figure that out, being as they're slower than most. but they made up for it. Oh my god, did they make up for it. At one point they were shooting me *just* to hear me squeak.
The water fight--It was totally not my fault it was started. I innocently had taken back Edd's speakers, which he had lent for the saturday night Settlers game (where people stood around my laptop and said nice things about some of my poems, though I still don't belive them) And on the way back, I was visiting Brendan and getting tomorrow's stories, and he attacked me. I was standing there innocently, and he got out his elephant gun (and by elephant gun, I mean gun shaped like an elephant) and shot me point blank. And then went out into the hallway and shot Sharon. And then Sharon went to her room, and got her watergun, and chased *him* all the way down the other hallway. By the time they'd come back, we were all ready for a full-fledged battle. Jason can call it a 'minor skirmish' all he wants, but for heaven's sake, we had all but like 1 person involved at one time or another. All but 4 got shot, even if it was point blank in the back of the head.