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[tanaise]

You know those two headed dolls? the ones where it's one doll, and then you pull the skirts up over the doll's head (oh come on! I know you did.), and it's a totally different doll? I'm thinking of old fashioned dolls where one would be Scarlet (O'Hara), and the other would be Mammy, but I know there were others as well. Well, I need a monkey doll like that. One side will be the suck monkey side, for when I'm writing and nothing works and I hate it all. And the other side will be the fret monkey side, for when pieces have been out past their usual length of time, and I start worrying. Fret monkey. Suck monkey. Frett monkey. Suck monkey. It would be great.

So, you know, if there's anyone out there who was planning on getting me an Xmas present, but you just haven't found the right thing for me, now you know the perfect present. And, to be even better, it's handmade. Cause nothing says love like handmade. Except, of course, for absolutely priceless. In the good way, not the handmade without-a-price way. And if you'd been planning on getting me something, you should know that I've got your present right here, by the couch, I'm just looking for the right box. Probably one with air holes.

Comments

[cissa.livejournal.com]

There's a version of that doll that's 4 dolls; each end has 2 faces, one on either side of the head. Personally, I think it sounds scary and mutanoid, but hey!

Do monkeys wear skirts?

[piratejenny.livejournal.com]

Obviously in Celia's world they do.

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

What, you wanna see monkey butt?

[piratejenny.livejournal.com]

I'm not the one in search of a crazymonkeyloveslave.

[(Anonymous)]

Hey! I thought I was getting the cat. ::sulk::