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Thus far this morning the tea boy gave me a free chai for my birthday, and refused to believe I'm as old as I am. And for the next 4 days, I am older than one of my coworkers (well, I'm older than many of them, but this one I'm only older than for the next 4 days.), so I plan to abuse my power. (not that I really have power, but I'll pretend.