venit, vidit, facit suppellectilus

She came, she saw, she helped put furniture together. She oogled the pretty
boys with us, and survived meeting my roommate and the cat. She was not to
blame for the fire--not so as anyone can prove it at least. For those who have
already met her--she went to meeting with me, and sat quietly for a whole hour.

We've decided that anyone who comes to visit for the next 6 months or so will
be told that Andrea's to blame for the state of the place. "Sorry it's a
little untidy/cluttered/smells of eggplant, but Andrea was here recently, and
we still haven't gotten the room in order/stains out of the carpet/found the
cat."
Casualities: My netscape, which hates her and stopped working. I'm
planning surgury for later tonight. Her resolution to not buy unnecessary
things. My resolution not to buy more books.